Zombies in the Spotlight!

I can't believe it happened. An undead signed up for a spot at a comedy club. Ah, who am I kidding? If the Kardashians and Jersey Shore can get on tv and be considered "entertaining", why can't a zombie get on stage and do fine? He's got some killer ziggers in his performance.

I am reminded of some wise words my old mentor once told me.

"Zombies and comedy are like two young horny boy and girl teenagers. When apart, they are usually raunchy, reckless, and often times leave you feeling disgusted, but when they get together, that's when disaster really strikes so you should always remember to make zombies wear condoms." - Walts Anindeuim