Laughing with the Living Impaired

Hey, this is the writer for Jack here and I'm just posting something for anyone bored enough to read it.

We all know zombies are a very serious matter. Trust me, I know, but that doesn't me you can't laugh about it (much like the way I laugh when I get my test scores back in school). Well, here are some zombie jokes that I came across. I'll post the website URLs at the bottom if you want to view more (I'm only including the ones I like).

Q: Where do zombies eat dinner? A: The LIVING room!
Q: Did you hear about the vegan Zombie? A: He went to the insane asylum and only ate the vegetables! 
Q: Why do zombies only date intelligent women? A: They just love a woman with BRAAAINS! 
Q: What did the zombie say after he found his girlfriend cheating on him? A: You're DEAD to me! 
Q: What do zombies say before a fight? A: Do you want a piece of me? 
Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass! 
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation? A: A blood vessel 
Q: Why did the zombie leave the party? A: People kept dipping chips in the back of his head!
Q: What did the zombie’s friend say when introduced to his new girlfriend? A: Where the heck did you dig her up?
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school? A: He kept buttering up his teacher!

http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/zombiejokes.html
http://thewebshoppe.net/25-tasteless-zombie-jokes/

My own custom zombie pick up lines:

If I didn't want to eat your flesh, I'd be all over it!
Is that a scared look on your face or are you just horrified to see me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd spell BRAINS.
Perhaps you'd like to nimble on some of my flesh?
When I first saw you, I could've sworn I died again.
Are you into Necrophilia?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I cough back up that guy I ate and eat him again?
I can guarantee you I'll be dead to you after the night we have together.
Hey baby, you know what they say about guy who have big undead feet, right?
Hey, want to come back to my place? I already got the shovel ready.
I'm hungry. Where would you like me to start on you?