Top 10 Best Zombie Movies

What are the top ten zombie movies? Honestly, I'm not sure, but I've done research and it would seem the list below represents an unbiased listing of the best zombie movies.

1) Night of the Living Dead (1968)
2) Dead Alive (1992)
3) Zombie (1979)
4) Shaun of the Dead (2004)
5) 28 Days Later (2002)v
6) The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
7) Dawn of the Dead (1978)
8) Day of the Dead (1985)
9) Re-Animator (1985)
10) Cemetery Man (1994)

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Zombieman

Although somewhat shameful self promotion, here is my gaming video of me playing a zombie game called "Zombieman" (for those of you into gaming commentary).



And to keep with the literary theme, zombie haikus!

I sink my teeth in
And rip the fresh flesh away.
Their screams don't faze me.

Brain in the morning,
Skin and liver in the eve,
A banquet at night.

I've seen what they eat,
Humans scarfing down garbage.
I'm now a vegan.

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Report and Other Stuff

Sorry the story's been put on hold. The writer for Mike is having some major problems with his computer (that thing really needs to see a doctor or therapist or something...). It's fixed, but he still needs to reinstall some stuff so it may take some time.


As for something entertaining, I would highly suggest checking out this game called "The Last Stand - Union City" if you haven't already.

http://armorgames.com/play/12009/the-last-stand-union-city

Probably one of the best 2D zombie games you'll ever play or at least in the top ten. There's a variety of weapons to pick from, tons of useless and useful to collect, zombies to kill, story, and lock picking. So much lock picking!

And to send you off with a poem

There once was a zombie from Brazil,
Who wanted to eat his fill.
He entered a hotel and approached the clerk,
And left with a full stomach, a cool hat, and a smirk.

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Laughing with the Living Impaired

Hey, this is the writer for Jack here and I'm just posting something for anyone bored enough to read it.

We all know zombies are a very serious matter. Trust me, I know, but that doesn't me you can't laugh about it (much like the way I laugh when I get my test scores back in school). Well, here are some zombie jokes that I came across. I'll post the website URLs at the bottom if you want to view more (I'm only including the ones I like).

Q: Where do zombies eat dinner? A: The LIVING room!
Q: Did you hear about the vegan Zombie? A: He went to the insane asylum and only ate the vegetables! 
Q: Why do zombies only date intelligent women? A: They just love a woman with BRAAAINS! 
Q: What did the zombie say after he found his girlfriend cheating on him? A: You're DEAD to me! 
Q: What do zombies say before a fight? A: Do you want a piece of me? 
Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass! 
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation? A: A blood vessel 
Q: Why did the zombie leave the party? A: People kept dipping chips in the back of his head!
Q: What did the zombie’s friend say when introduced to his new girlfriend? A: Where the heck did you dig her up?
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school? A: He kept buttering up his teacher!

http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/zombiejokes.html
http://thewebshoppe.net/25-tasteless-zombie-jokes/

My own custom zombie pick up lines:

If I didn't want to eat your flesh, I'd be all over it!
Is that a scared look on your face or are you just horrified to see me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd spell BRAINS.
Perhaps you'd like to nimble on some of my flesh?
When I first saw you, I could've sworn I died again.
Are you into Necrophilia?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I cough back up that guy I ate and eat him again?
I can guarantee you I'll be dead to you after the night we have together.
Hey baby, you know what they say about guy who have big undead feet, right?
Hey, want to come back to my place? I already got the shovel ready.
I'm hungry. Where would you like me to start on you?

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What's The Cause?

There are many "claimed" causes of how a zombie comes to be such as radiation, psychological manipulation, drug induced, necromancy magic, divine intervention, paranormal activity, incredible acting, evolution, alternate dimensional side-effects, aliens, viruses, mass schizophrenia, they were born that way, and others of the sort, but the most popular is the idea that mankind brought this upon themselves by manufacturing their own custom virus that has ironical been stated that it was made to help humanity *laugh*

But how much do you really know about this so called "virus"? I suggest that you watch this and educate yourselves. The more you know, the more you can show off to potential sweethearts and your boss :)

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Morbid Poetry Hour!

A poem by Wilton Ascumdum -

A Lamentation on the Times

Across the now unused roads

Walk monsters of a human-like

Fashion, but with no moral code;

Only a ghastly morbid nature:

Rotting, trotting, with their eyes

Pale and cold as their intent.

Moaning, groaning in hunger

Wandering for a fleshy scent.

Dry blood sticks to their skin,

Now gross with the smell of death.

Their clothes a ragged mess;

Their only piece of humanity left.

Chasing, hasting day and night,

Our situation is blight.

Gorging, forging through the streets;

Comrades becoming their feast.

Some limp while others crawl.

Some short while some are….. Wait…

Stop! What are you doing?! Stay away!!!

(Screaming)

Braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnns…….

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Zombies Sing??!

I was shocked to discover this myself. When they aren't craving human flesh, they're singing... about craving human flesh.


Then you have these zombies...

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Would YOU Survive?

(Picture a cheesy commercial with a handsome spokesperson.)

Hello. Today, the world is an uncertain place. You never know what tomorrow will bring so it is best to be prepared for whatever life may throw at you, like a zombie apocalypse. That's why you should take the Zombie Survival tests. The more you know about yourself and your abilities, the better you can be prepared for when flesh eating humanoids come knocking at your door. So check out these tests and remember, a zombie can't see you if you don't move (chuckle).

http://zomboid.com/zombie/
http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead/how-long-would-you-survive
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/425802
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/554214 (one of my personal favorites)

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Mike's Diary Day 61 - We're Undefeated

          I woke up the next day feeling a little bit better. My wound has partially healed, my body is no longer sore. I went outside my tent, it was approximately 5 in the morning. I got on top of an RV, set a mini chair, sat down, and wait for the great star to rise. It was very quite, only a few birds chirped, dead craze, and me with my beer bottle. I popped it and took a sip. It has been a long time since I drank my last beer. As the sun slowly rises, the light overcame the darkness. The first person to got out of her tent was Jess. She looked up and said good morning, and I replied so. She went up to the RV with me and sat right beside me. We stared at the sun, quietly, cherishingthe quite and peaceful moment. You don't get this often in this kind of era. A few minutes later, more and more people went out of the tent, and there was one guy in particular that I was most interested in. The guy who we caught before we reached the valors' base. I thought he was going to leave us, but I guess he changed his mind. Though, it is not right to stay without my permission, so I decided to mess with him. I called him over, asked for his name, Brian. I told Brian to wake Jack up. He hesitated but he obeyed. I figured that he's scared of Jack. I waited, a few seconds later, all I could hear was Jack yelling at Brian. Yeah I was being a dick.
           Once everybody was awaken, I told him to wrap up because we will not stop until we reach our base. I splitted the group to 4, 8 members each. Me, Victor, Julie, and the other five were going to look for any blunt weapons in the abandoned buildings. Jack, Jess, Brian, and other 5 looked for medicine, the third group (where Ann was) looked and scavenge for gasoline, and the rest 4 were going to look for food and drinks. I told the group to come back here in 40 minutes, and the rest 4 people to guard our viechles. I gave each group 2 flares, if they're in danger, fire one, and one for reserve. Off we went in our hunt. First building, I went inside an abandoned police station. There was a basement, and were two other floors. We scavenged the basement, few craze, I told Julie to handle it, practice I thought. She did great! Julie and I proceeded to the second floor, 3 people in the first floor, another rest 3 guarding the door. I was talking to Julie, about stuff, our bond is getting stronger, yet I still think about Lexi sometime. When I looked out of the window, North east from where my position was, a flare was fired. North east, that's Jack's group, they wouldn't use that unless they're in a really deep shit because I know Jack.
           I grabbed everything I could and signalled my group to hurried up, and we rushed to the flare's position. It took us almost 10 minutes running when the second flare went off. Uh oh, I didn't have a good feeling about this. When we got there, the group was on the edge of the roof defending themselves from an unexpected horde of craze. The roof was too tall for them to jump (suicide), so I decided with 2 other males to go up there and whack and kill as many craze as possible. I rushed in, the two went to the roof to kill the horde from behind, and when  I was about to go upstairs, I heard a scream from a room beside the stairs. I busted the door, and I saw Jack getting cornered by craze. My assumption was he lured the craze in so the others can go to the roof, but I wasn't so sure myself. I took out my axe, and whacked one of the craze's head right off. Then I immediately rushed to Jack's aid. He was aalmost bitten, but I managed to grab the craze's shirt and pulled him towards me. I broke its leg and stabbed its head with my dagger. I got Jack up and we went upstairs to help. When we reached the roof, Victor and another guy had already taken care of the horde.
           That was a very close call, but let's just forget about it, though I still want to hear what happened from Jack himself. We are back in our cars, we looted stuff we needed, but didn't have the chance to talk. I might change my mind about the non-stop road trip just so I can talk and let them explain what happened, but right now, I'm just writting in the lead car, and glancing out of the passenger window. Wondering what will happen next.

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Day 46 - "Separation"

     Victor woke me up in the morning, man I must've been passed out for too long. I thought to myself. I opened my eyes (still blury), then I saw everybody was waiting for me to pack up. Well too tired, considering I lured the cutter off and drove the RV since forever. I thought again. I got up, went to the water cooler, grabbed a bottle, and washed my face with it. The rest is just walks for hours.

      I walked slowly until I was walking parallel with Jack and said "Ever thought of dying?" I asked

     "Sometimes."

     "Are you scared?"

     "Somewhat. We just don't know what's after death." He said, "you?"

     "What?" I asked

     "Scared?"

     "No." I'm not scared of death. We were already doomed once we were born. I'm ready under any circumtances.

     "Why bother to survive then?" Jack said while pointing his gun at me. I looked at him, then I smiled.

     "There's always something you have to fight for. You don't give up, you want to make people who care about you happy" I said. Then we just kept walking until we went into suburbs. We went into one of the houses, scavanged for water, guns, or anything really. Nothing, then we went back out to head to a school. We were too late, the student clinic was already been looted FUCK! I thought. Then, when we went outside, there were survivors, weird ones, they have some kind of dress code (red top, blue pants). 

     "What do we have here?" Said the leader

     "Survivors." I said

     "And who's that little girl?" He waved at Lexi

     "I'm none of your GODDAMN business!" Lexi said

     "Whoa ho ho! Terrifying." Said the leader. I saw Victor's finger was on the trigger ready to pull, I looked at Jack who was anxious as if he was saying (just kill these motherfuckers) and also ready. In the matter of mili second, we all spread out, and BANG BANG BOOM! Gunfights.   There were too many of them so I decided to retreat. I led the way, Lexi, Jess, Victor, and J-- I looked back and he was pinned down. Oh great. I told the rest three to run towards the blue roofed dorm and wait for me and Jack there. I went back for Jack, and opened fire, Jack ran towards me when his right thigh  gets shot. He was limping, towards me, I supported him with my own body, then we rushed for the building beside the school. We managed to hide, but we won't be risking our lives going back outside, especially when I have a man down with me. I gotta do something. I rushed to the first aid box, took out a bottle of alcohol, dipped my knife into it, heat it up, and gave a small wooden spoon to Jack.

     "Bite on this. It's going to be hurt." I said, he nodded. Slash,, I sunk my knife into his thigh, blood splattered, I dug my finger in his flesh, and took the bullet out. He was moaning in pain, but when it all ends, he managed to say thanks. I tied a cloth to stop the bleeding, gave him my water, and take a rest. He's now asleep, hope nothing happened to those three in the dorm. 

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Quebec

Hey guys sorry I havent been posting alot lately, alIm reqlly busy and guess where Im at? Quevec thats right, just to keep you up to date hopefully I will start season 2 on August 10th. So for right noew, thy shall enjoy what Im seeing ! Enjoy and thanks for being such great readers !

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I Need Scouts

How are you readers?

People who consider themselves as apocalypse maniac, I NEED YOU.

If you guys go past some abandoned places, or any places at all , or anything that could relate to any of these categories, please send them through 

ignatiusasikinn@gmail.com

- Abandoned Buildings/Houses (outside or inside)

- Places where you would go to if there was a zombie apocalypse 

- Weapons that you have

- Homemade/non-homemade traps

Let's contribute to this blog and make it more interesting will ya?!

- We are the survivors should help each other in need.

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Partnership

Hey guys, thank you for sticking up with my blog for a pretty long time, in reward I want you guys to be participated for my next survival story, continuing the previous one. How? I will make a new blog, and on that blog there will be a story (same story) but from someone else's view (you guys) so I want you guys to actually be in the story, we're going to make the story together, you guys make your own story that is connected with my character. There's gonna be a lot of fun :D, we will also skype and talk about how the story is going to turn out :), email me here to be featured

Ignatiusasikinn@gmail.com

You will 

- Have lots of fun

- Make new friends

- Get famous

- Be in the "members" page

- Skype with me :) 

Looking forward to it :) boys and girls !

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Day 24, July 21st 2013 -To be Continued ?

This is great, I found my family, well some of mine, Victor's army joined the rebels, everything is smooth, I found my brother, and I got a house in the rebel's base, and I'm living with Lexi, Jess, and Greg. This is great, I don't know what my brother's plan next but so far, it's all been amazing. I'm going to end this diary today, well until I have something important to tell you guys. My story isn't end just yet, it'll be continued

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Day 23, July 20th 2013 - Little Brother

11:36 PM

Victor woke me and Lexi up, "we're almost there" he said, so we walked, we were so exhausted last night, crazy shit happened too. We've been walking for another hour now and finally we met a huge gate and there it is. "Are u sure this is it?" Said Lexi, "yeah it says "REBELS" on the wall" I responded. We knocked on the door but no one answered, I yelled my brother's name and nothing responded, I'm too tired for this shit. I was about to give up but then someone opened the door.  "Little brotha." I said, he hugged me and welcomed us really well. "You're alive. And victor, and who is this?" My brother said, "Lexi." She said. "Welcome to the rebels." He said, "alrite guys i gotta go back now" said victor, "where? Stay with us" said my brother, "my base." Victor said. They talked andthey figured  something out, Victor's group decided to join the rebels too. This place is a blessing, food, clothes, running water, electricity. I think Lexi and I will be staying here until we decided to do something else with our lives. But damn sure I'm not gonna write this diary anymore, I wanna talk, chill, and bond with everyone, get to know them even more, especially to talk to my long lost family... And Lexi, don't forget Lexi.

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

I am recruiting people who would be interested in being one of the author in my blog, if you are interested, contact me @ ignatiusasikinn@gmail.com, for more details on what I need you to do, :D feel free o contact me and please before you do anything, submit a cover letter about why I should pick you as one of my candidates. Thank you :)

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Day 22, July 19th 2013 - New Strategy

We decided to go the next morning, I got my shit ready, so were Lexi and Victor. We were in foot for the whole day, good thing is we didn't have to stop for foods or weapons since we have plenty. We only walked for 5-10 minutes on the road then Victor lead us down the sewers. It smelt bad and there were shitload of craze. We walked and walked and walked, then we saw a cutter. I didn't have any molotovs left and that was the only way to get to the rebels. So we made a strategy. One distracts and the others attack it's head with sharp weapons and so on, we back up every 2 stabs landed. I was first up, I ran infront of the cutter and the others waited, then ZAP, ZAP. Two stabs by Lexi and Victor. We ran and hid behind a wall, this time is Lexi's turn. "Be fucking careful." I said, "Don't worry old man." She respoded. She ran towards it and Victor and I waited, then ZAPS. We took it down, well it wasn't that hard after all.we continued our journey but then the way was blocked by these huge rocks. I boosted Lexi up and told her to get something for Victor and I to get up. She got a rope, so I told her to attach it to something heavy so we could climb the wall. And we did. Now we gotta walk for another 4-5 hours or so to get to the rebels. Ya.. Crazy eh? We stopped several times but this time we stopped for goods. Everyone's tired and now is the perfect time to get some rest.

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Day 21, July 18th 2013 - We're Strong in Numbers

We heard a cough, he's woken up from his sleep. He didn't recognize me at first so he was panicked. I held him down and looked them in the eyes, then he calmed down "Mike? Holy shit man." He said, "ye. Where's Victor?" I said, "Hunting, let's go to the main base." He responded. We walked and I introduced Lexi, Greg and Jess. When we arrived, their base was blessed with all kind goods, weapons, food, clothes, and other stuff. I saw Victor and ran directly at him, "holy shit you're alive, not in the best shape but you're alive." He said to me. I said where my brother is and he said that he joined the rebels. I was shocked, I asked him where the rebel's base is and he said that he doesn't know what the area or city called but he knows where it is. I told Jess, Greg, and Lexi to stay at my cousin's base because it is the safest place to be at right now. But of course "I am not fucking staying here Mike, I'm going with you." Lexi said "Whoa who's this kid Mike?" My cousin said, "Just some kid I found" I said, "some kid?" Lexi said, she looked upset now but she still insisted to go with me. So there are only going to be 3 people who are going after my brother, my cousin, Lexi, and I. My cousin said we should take what we need for the journey and he said we're going to be on foot because cars or horses ain't gonna cut it. We decided to go the next day so in the meanwhile, we had to clear the roads. They're full of craze stuck in the sharpened bamboos so we had to kill them and threw them. We also went to some store to loot, there were shitload of craze but we managed we were strong in numbers. We were too exhausted that day so we decided to gather the scavenged items and sorted them out. We got food, weapons, and meds. It was awesome, such an easy day, I wish everyone would go after my brother with me because we're unbreakable together. We were to tired so we decided to take a rest at my cousin's base for another night. 

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Day 20, July 17th 2013 - That You Victor?

I succeeded. I hot wired a car and we were up and going west. We just entered a border to Manitoba when I saw a smoke, more like a signal that there are survivors still. Victor? I said to myself. "What makes you so sure Mike?" Lexi said, "I'm not." We still had another hour to get to the smoke, pretty far. We got into a suburb, it was barricaded with sharpened bamboos, barbed wires and all that. There were signs, "Raiders Back the FUCK off." And stuff like that. But we decided to go in anyways. We were walking and then BOOM, a loud bang was heard. We were being shot at by some crazy dude. We hid in a house and waited, he came up to the house, saw me only, walked up to me with his gun then Lexi gave him a good hit in the head from the back. "Good fucking job kid." I said. We opened his gas mask, and there he was, Victor's friend Danny. I know him, if he's here that means Victor is here. We patched him up and laid him down and till now we're still waiting for victor. I know he's alive, don't know where, but he's alive.

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Day 17, July 13th 2013 - She's a Pretty Good Shot !

1:21 AM

I woke up this morning, soup was on my side, water, and some tylenols. I looked around me, barbwires everywhere. "LEXI?" I yelled, but no answers. I'm starting to get worried, I try to stand up and walk, though I'm still limping. I yelled her name once again. God, where are you kiddo?. I walk outside with my shotgun, and follow the footsteps. Fuck, a craze, so I walked around it, cuz I don't think I could take him in this condition. The footsteps led me to an alley way, so I followed. When I walked out the alley way, a fucking arrow went right in front of my god damn nose. "Holy fuck." I aimed my shotgun at her. "Mike! She yelled." She said "I'm sorry I thought you were something else. Holy shit." She ran up to me and hugged me. "I was so scared Mike." Said she. "I know Lexi, I know." I said. I asked her how did she find the bow and arrow, but then she responded "why didn't you tell me you HAD a bow and arrows?" , fair enough I guess, "who taught you how to use it?" I said, "myself.", "Let me see?", "sure." She holds the bow, puts the arrow on the string, pulls it, and lets go, of course she missed. "Fuck." She said, "haha. You suck.", "thanks." Se responded. "Here." I said, I took the bow and arrow and I fired it, "Bulls eye." Right on target. "Here." I decided to teach her how to use it properly, she deserves it. "Your welcome." She said, "for what?", "drugs, food, taking care of you. I almost got my ass eaten by those fuckers.", "Thanks." I said. "Hold the bow. STRAIGHT.", "geez, cranky much." She said. "Yeah whatever,  put the arrow, on the left side of the bow until you hear a click." *click* "very good, now aim but not like aiming guns. Close your right eye instead of your left. And now two fingers on top of the tip of the arrow on the string and one under it.", I held her arms so it stays straight."Straight." I said. "Okay okay!", "now pull the string, keep your elbow points upwards and pull until your thumb touches the bottom of your chin, and when let go, keep your holding arm straight still or you're gonna make the arrow flies somewhere else.", I waited "release when ready." She did it, bulls eye, it went through the sand bag. "Good job Lexi", "thanks ! High five!" She said. Yeah I gave her that one. "Thanks Mike.",  no problem.", "about your brother, what should we do after we found him?", "We go and join the government's forces." We walked back to the garage. "What if they're all dead?", "I don't know Lexi, let's hope not." I said. We decided to take a break from that practice and I think I'm ready to go tomorrow. Who knows what happened to Greg and Jess, hopefully they're still alive. I decided to eat my soup and drank some meds. Lexi is now drawing or writing who knows what. I'm proud of her.

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