Zombies' Lifespan in a Nutshell

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Re-Opening

Hey guys,

How are you all? It's been a while, and I hope to revamp this blog. More article coming soon next week. I will start posting again about anything related to apocalypse on a bi-weekly basis. I hope you understand that I have been busy with college and assignments, and I just kinda forget about this blog. Not to worry, I  will start posting content once I get everything sorted out. Thank you very much for your patience, and I wouldn't be able to make it this far without you. Thanks again! 

Best,
Ignatius.

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Top 10 Best Zombie Movies

What are the top ten zombie movies? Honestly, I'm not sure, but I've done research and it would seem the list below represents an unbiased listing of the best zombie movies.

1) Night of the Living Dead (1968)
2) Dead Alive (1992)
3) Zombie (1979)
4) Shaun of the Dead (2004)
5) 28 Days Later (2002)v
6) The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
7) Dawn of the Dead (1978)
8) Day of the Dead (1985)
9) Re-Animator (1985)
10) Cemetery Man (1994)

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Laughing with the Living Impaired

Hey, this is the writer for Jack here and I'm just posting something for anyone bored enough to read it.

We all know zombies are a very serious matter. Trust me, I know, but that doesn't me you can't laugh about it (much like the way I laugh when I get my test scores back in school). Well, here are some zombie jokes that I came across. I'll post the website URLs at the bottom if you want to view more (I'm only including the ones I like).

Q: Where do zombies eat dinner? A: The LIVING room!
Q: Did you hear about the vegan Zombie? A: He went to the insane asylum and only ate the vegetables! 
Q: Why do zombies only date intelligent women? A: They just love a woman with BRAAAINS! 
Q: What did the zombie say after he found his girlfriend cheating on him? A: You're DEAD to me! 
Q: What do zombies say before a fight? A: Do you want a piece of me? 
Q: What did the zombie do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass! 
Q: What is a zombie's favorite mode of transportation? A: A blood vessel 
Q: Why did the zombie leave the party? A: People kept dipping chips in the back of his head!
Q: What did the zombie’s friend say when introduced to his new girlfriend? A: Where the heck did you dig her up?
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately.
Q: Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school? A: He kept buttering up his teacher!

http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/zombiejokes.html
http://thewebshoppe.net/25-tasteless-zombie-jokes/

My own custom zombie pick up lines:

If I didn't want to eat your flesh, I'd be all over it!
Is that a scared look on your face or are you just horrified to see me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd spell BRAINS.
Perhaps you'd like to nimble on some of my flesh?
When I first saw you, I could've sworn I died again.
Are you into Necrophilia?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I cough back up that guy I ate and eat him again?
I can guarantee you I'll be dead to you after the night we have together.
Hey baby, you know what they say about guy who have big undead feet, right?
Hey, want to come back to my place? I already got the shovel ready.
I'm hungry. Where would you like me to start on you?

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Gangs of Deadsville

Hey, sorry for the late post. Have you heard of the game series Rebuild, made by Sarah Northway? The third one just came out, Rebuild: Gangs of Deadsville. If you have no idea what I'm talking about or you are interested, why don't you watch my review of it, where I compare it with the second installment and then go buy it. Right now, it has been released as a beta on Steam and you can find the link below.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/257170/

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Artsy Wednesday

First of all, I would like to apologize for the late post. We all have lives too, and me being a student have a huge load of paper and assignments to do. Now, enough about me, happy belated happy wednesday ;)

Here we go !

No words for this one. Looks insane, almost like the game outlast. Check the game out if you want.

 

putting some "make up" on can't be bad right?? :)

 

Yummm, who loves ice cream? :)

 

Almost forgot! FREE HUGS TO EVERYONE !! 

 

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Kinky Wednesday ! Art

Hey guys, welcome back. Another artsy wednesday, but today, it's indeed different. I have found several zombie related pictures that MIGHT seduce you ;)

Anyways, let's get to it.
Oh almost forgot, all pictures is received from an amazing community on google plus! You should deffinitely join it!

https://plus.google.com/communities/112103968487445762384

1st up

This is almost the same as necrophilia (idk if that's the right term or not), but if this isn't kinky enough for you, Idk what is!

2nd 

3 letter word H-O-T ?!

3rd

blood fest and chick fetish ova here. LOL seriously though? What do you think?

Thank you guys for checking this blog (about apocalypse, zombies, infected, pandemic, virus, post-apocalyptic era and shit) out!

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Zombies in the Spotlight!

I can't believe it happened. An undead signed up for a spot at a comedy club. Ah, who am I kidding? If the Kardashians and Jersey Shore can get on tv and be considered "entertaining", why can't a zombie get on stage and do fine? He's got some killer ziggers in his performance.

I am reminded of some wise words my old mentor once told me.

"Zombies and comedy are like two young horny boy and girl teenagers. When apart, they are usually raunchy, reckless, and often times leave you feeling disgusted, but when they get together, that's when disaster really strikes so you should always remember to make zombies wear condoms." - Walts Anindeuim

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ARTSY WEDNESDAY!

Hai all, welcome back to another day of ARTSY WEDNESDAY. There will be crapload of pictures that I found in the previous week that I will share with you guys. Yes it's all about apocalyptic shit, and all that good stuff for you hardcore fans of infecteds and zombies :D

First up we got

 

This is what you call a sexiness you can't handle ;)

Second we have

 

Signs! You have to know the signs!!

Then we have this 

 

 Whoever drew that, he's/she's pretty godamn talented!

That's it guys for today, and as always, protect your brains.

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Zombies Sing??!

I was shocked to discover this myself. When they aren't craving human flesh, they're singing... about craving human flesh.


Then you have these zombies...

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Something that is really fun to have during the apocalypse

Hey guys, Happy Wednesday ! Do you know what that means????!!!! More posts.
This time I got something a little bit different for you guys :)
A picture, obviously, but this is one of the things that you will need in case of an emergency

Yup that's totally right! You need this!
look at number 1, That's true, but what if there's a horde though? You can't run over them all at once because it'll jam the vehicle.

2. Yeah, true, but too much light will just make the zombies coming towards you, and number 1 will happen again.

3. Fine, I'll give that 1 point

4. I wouldn't put it there. It'll limit your movement while driving away from something.

5. Smart one, that's another point

6. Yeah, that's another.

One last thing though, I would make cage, so I can cage my car when I decided to stop somewhere. Keeping some spaces between me and the zombies (Okay no, don't listen to what I just said. Don't do this. This is stupid, it'll just limit your chances to survive in an apocalypse. One more thing, infecteds, because zombies are too mainstream.)

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BRAINS. Update, story, zombies, and more ! :D

Hey guys, I'd like to apologize for the late post. I have too much work besides being on this blog (Yes I have a life too y'know). Anyways, I don't know if you guys enjoyed our series, but I always hope for the best. For this month, until June 20th, we will forget about the story for a second because of some reasons (Yes, reasons). Therefore, we will only be posting zombies/apocalyptic/infected related posts. You know if you guys are planning to be one of the writer you can :) just contact me or Michael (The guy behind "Jack"), and we will see your writing portfolio (if you have any). Once again, I'd like to apologize for the late post, and if you guys what will happen to the story, keep coming to this blog, and we'll have announcements regarding to our season 3. Hope you guys have an amazing day ! #KeepRockin

Here's a post to keep you entertain.

I bet this reminds you of Mike, Jack, and Julie? huh? or Lexi, which ever you prefer :( so sad that she died though

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Mike's Diary Day 75 - Is this the end? Season 2 Finale.

*Early Morning*

I woke up, and found out that everyone was already with their weapons and their battle gear ready to attack the Valors. I saw Jack with his sniper, and he told me that he preferred to be the sniper, and he'll be the one that would protect, well tried to protect the others from a hill or building behind the valor's base (whatever suited him). I told him that he would need a partner/spotter, but most of the people preferred to go into the battle field with Moses and I. I saw Julie and Jess. JULIE AND JESS?! I thought. What the hell ? Why are they going ? I told Julie that she should not go, but she insisted, and brought up the deal again. If I go, she goes with me (I don't remember that part, but she fooled me already.) The battlefield was too rough for Julie, so I told Julie to be Jack's spotter. She was disappointed, but it's for her own safety.

I divided the group into 3 different groups. 10 people in each, 2 medics in each team. My group and I will storm the front. Moses's will go from the right wing, Victor's group penetrates the west wing. The south wing, well I had that planned out. Jack, probably one of the best snipers, with Julie and the twins covered the south just in case.

*Before the attack*

Jack ran down from his post, signaled me to cancel the attack. He was panicked, and apparently saw the Valors bringing some re-inforcements. I came up with a whole new strategy. This time, it'll be stealthy, but I'm really doubting Jack. Well, you gotta try to trust others to survive right? The plan was simple. We in the back of the hill, and every time we see someone, Jack fires the sniper that already has a silencer installed. Simple enough? Well, 3 valors went down, but soon we were spotted. We were forced to retreat back to the base. This was the most dangerous situation that our group has gotten in. We waited in the base, I was trying to figure something out. To actually defend the base. We will defend the base, and hold it in one condition. Too many blood sheds in our group, we're retreating. Everyone agreed, including Jack.

*2 Hours later*
I was sitting in my room, drawing diagrams to defend the base as best as we could, when I heard a yell from the outside. "Give the girl, or we'll destroy you." I froze, sweat dripped down my chin. I got up, met Moses and Jack, opened the door, and saw the biggest, baddest, most disgusting, horrible monster. The smell of the rotten flesh was unbearable, we all froze thinking what was there to do.


To be continued...

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Mike's diary day 74 - This is war

* morning*
I woke up feeling exhausted Jack woke me up. He said that we gotta hurry to get back to the base before the maniac come back and kill both of us. I packed all of my equipment and rebandaged my wounds again.  The pain was unbearable but I have to make do. Jack cooked for breakfast, and while I wait, he went outside trying to scout for car could possibly be our right back to base. While he was out scouting for a car, I heard footsteps from the back of the house, I wasn't feeling well just yet, but I tried my best to grab my gun and checked what is up behind the house. When I opened the door there were two craze just wandering about trying to find some flesh to feast on. I quickly closed the door but one of them managed to held the door, and when they were about to come in, are here to gunshot and the craze we're down immediately. I looked outside the door and saw Jack in a pickup truck,  so I limped across the road with my bag on my back right into the trunk of the pickup truck.

*noon*
There was nothing much happening in the afternoon considering that we were only on the road for several hours without talking to each other.  I said thank you to Jack,  and his response was nothing.

* evening*
Jack and I arrived at base. I was escorted find it went right into the doctor's room to get checked up. Julie also went inside with me with her concerns look. I do not know where Jack when but I will try to find him right before dinner and talk about what he thought what's happening back in the suburbs.

* before dinner*
I found Jack in the armory room doing some tweaking to the silencers that he made. I asked him what he thought about that event, and when he was about to say something, we heard gunshot outside the base. At that moment, I thought to myself that the valors  are outside. Jack and I rushed outside and we saw Moses and Victor were already negotiating with 2 people. I walked towards them, and they said that they want Julie to come with them. I said no obviously, and I threatened them that there are enough of us to kill both of them, so right before the left of the said that there will be back tomorrow with a "present".

*night**
This is just great. Now everyone is busy doing their own stuff, and Jack does not remember what he was about to tell me. I immediately called for a meeting for us to do a vote whether we should fight and stay, or we run and leave them alone. The result was obvious that there are more people willing to defend the base. One more thing before we go to sleep, I said that it is better for us to attack to them earlier before they attack us because that way there will not be expecting us coming. Everyone agreed, and I will wake up tomorrow in the morning to plan out our offensive strategy. I really really hope that we will not lose another man. I hope everyone, especially Julie won't get hurt. God help me, HELP US!

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Mike's Diary Day 73 - That's all I Could Remember

*Morning*

I passed out I don't know for how long. My body is all aching, can't feel my legs too. My back hurts like crazy, felt like its been carved by something. Sitting up was a struggle, lying down feels like hundreds of spikes thrusting up my back. I got no choice but to try to sit up while Jack was making breakfast. He told me what happened, and that's how I knew why my back and legs hurt like hell. He asked me what happened, so I told him what REALLY did happen. 2 nights ago I believe, when I was writing down my journal, I heard footsteps, well more like shuffles. I thought it was just going to be another craze, but when I was about to get up, I felt something stinging on my neck. I then woke up from that drugs, and was hung on a pool in a room, I saw my leg and what happened to it, but wasn't sure what she had done to my back. Her face was also covered with blood, though I couldn't really see since I was really busted up. She sent a final blow and I just passed out. Next thing I know is right now, that I woke up. He asked me if I could remember the features of that figure, and YES I'm pretty sure it was a woman. She was about 5"4 and thin build. I think, I wasn't sure since she caught me off guard and just stung me with a needle. Jack only nodded. I asked him what does that mean, but he only responded "I'll tell you when I'm sure myself, until I have a proof."

*Afternoon*

I was just basically trying to get as much rest as possible, while Jack is guarding the building for the moment. He wanted to go back to base ASAP, and I mean "As Soon As Possible because I don't like where this is is going" kind of thing, but I insisted because I was to busted up to even sit straight up. He agreed, and he told me that we should go back tomorrow for sure. The situation was tense, well Jack was really tense all the time. I then spoke up and told him that I remembered a phrase that she said before that final blow. She said "Sshh.. Do not watch." Then boom. At that moment, Jack's expression was blank. I didn't know what to say so I just drank and closed my eyes.

*Evening*

Jack was hunting near the building, for rabbit or such, I just woke up and fever was at its climax. I can't feel my body, it was like I was completely paralyzed. I tried my best to calm down until  Jack came back. He re-bandaged my wound because the old one was soaked with blood. He told me once again that after he cooked and after we finished dinner, I should sleep so that I can feel better again tomorrow and take off back to base as soon as possible. I know, because he really doesn't like what is about to happen next if we stay here any longer.

*Night*
The moon is right on top of us, and it was about 11 PM by approximation. He told me to sleep while again he guards the door. He notices me writing, and now he's back looking tensely outside the window. I don't know what he's thinking at the moment. I don't know what he's keeping away from me, but secrets can sometimes backfire and kill you or your comrades.

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Mike's Diary day 72 - Unfinished, I'm in Danger

*Morning*

I woke up from a nightmare just to enter another.Yeaup, the reality is  nightmare. I woke up pretty early, and just when I thought about leaving, I remember Julie. Then I was like "mehhhh" better not. I then went back to my room and just stared at the hallway until I fell asleep again.

*Afternoon*

the twins, Victor, and I got back to the vertical farming technology that I have came up with. Everyone who passed by asked us what it is, but I demanded the others to keep their mouth shut until we finish the project. Frist Julie, then Jack, then Jess. Still even when my brother passed by, we just teased him to make him even more curious. We took a break for a second, just chatting with my brother and Jack. After a while, "Where's your girlfriend? Ann or whatever?" My brother said. I then signalled my brother to not mention her name. We all got back to work then, as Jack left.

*Mid Evening*

I stopped from all the work, it's almost finish anyways. I went to visit Jack and long story short, I asked him to test the silencer out to hunt. We walked, talked, about Ann, but he didn't say a thing except for "uhum" and "I don't know". Well I don't know what's going on, and I'm starting to get worried. We then saw a doe, munching on grass in the middle of the road and we hurried and took cover. Jack said we must get closer, and so we did. We waited, and when we took the shot, the gun backfires, the silencer broke making a huge bang, and my ears are numb, and they rang. Craze approached us, we got separated. He went ontop of a truck, and I ran to an alley, not knowing what's going on. I couldn't hear anything at all.

*Pesent*
I am right now inside a house with a door, don't know what happened to Jack. I need to find him, but i have no flares, only my hunting knives. I need to survive tonight if not I wi

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Mike's Diary Day 71 - Best Inventions Come At the Worst Era

*Morning*

I woke up earlier than usual today. Took a little walk around the base (not too far this time). After a good 30 to 35minutes or so, I decided to go back into the gate, but then I saw Jack, so I followed him. He headed towards the weaponry storage, then to his work-bench which he later used to fiddle around with his new project. He did some target practice, and it was impressive. Not so much noise created from that thing, but it has still some weaknesses. I surprised him, he turned around and almost press the trigger, but he didn't. I told him that his innovation is pretty impressive, but he works more than he rests, so I told him to catch a break sometimes.

*Afternoon*

I was fiddling and doodling around on my sketch book (originally trying to come up with a battle plan, but nothing just comes in today). Instead, I was sketching soe architectural stuff that I think would be really cool if we make one. After hours, I finnally got it. A vertical farming method. We build an opened building without ceilings, only stairs and 5 floors of dirt (not tiles) so we can plant stuff on, without wasting our backyard space. It will take at least 3 men to do this, so I assigned the twins and Victor to do the construction (Victor was a bachelor graduate in engineering). After we finished some calculations, it came down to a conclusion that it'll take 1 week to make it with 3 men, and we are short on wood (I need to work on that). We took a break, and this was when Julie nwas reported missinh.

*Evening*

I spent the rest of the evening trying to look for Julie. Finally decided to get Jack and Victor to come with me to the city to find Julie. Long story short, we met Julie at an arcade. I don't know why she went there. She said that she wished everything was working like it used to because she misses the old games. Then we went "shopping", she was really happy. Never seen that happy face anywhere else before. We got tp the dolls and girly stuff and I clerly remember what she said "Man, that's gay." Anyways, later I told her not to travel alone again (ironically). She made a deal with me that she won't do with unless I do it again. "Jack? Victor? back me up here? well fuck you guys." I said. Clearly they agreed and support the deal. hmmmm what can I do right?

We proceeded our way back to the base, and during the trip, I askwd Jack about Ann. Where she is and all, and Jack looked disturbed by those questions. Crazy thought, Jack killed her? but why? Anyways,we spent the rest of the trip with silence.

*Night*

We arrived at base, had some dinner. beans today just FYI. It tasted pretty good I'd say, well then again, everything is good when ypur food shortage is kinda low. Jack seemed morebothered than before, fiddling around with his invention, his work is more sloppy this time, so I told him to get a major break (maybe he's boyhered by my questions aout Ann.) We're in front of a fireplace. Julie, Jess, Victor and I. Jess and Victor are playing cards, whereas Julie is busy reading the comic books that she has found at the arcade. I'm exhausted because I haven't recovered fully from the gun shot wounds. I'm gonna get some rest now.

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Audio Literature - Original Inside Apocalypse Teaser. What do you think?

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UPDATE - THIS IS US

Hey guys, we'd like to tell you that we have finished another page. Sorry took you a long time.

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WABAAMM!! Those are your two authors for this blog :)
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p.s Feels odd talking about yourself in third person.

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Mike's Diary Day 67 - 2 back, 1 missing

               Had a rough day yesterday, today we made the run. I'll really how it went. Woke up, android the usual things. Breakfast, checking the perimeter, supplies, and weapons. Julie woke up an hour later, and packed up her own stuff. She asked me what we are going to do now, and I told her that we were going to find our way back to the town. We walked for hours, and I used my best ability to track down pur previous route. Before we reached the town, we decided to take a little break. We sat down for a few minutes, and drank some water.
                "Do you think... we can trust Ann?" Julie broke the ice.
                "What makes you think that?"
                "There's something about her is just not right."
                "Well, I don't like to think it that way." I responded.
We got up and continued our walk to the town. Viechles of searching, I was finally able to drag our asses back to the town. Before we go into the road however, I told Julie that once we get to the open road, anything can happen, so we better run as soon as possible.  She nodded, and we were off on our way back to our base. On the way back, there were few craze, but we decided to avoid them instead of wasting our energy trying to kill those fuckers. Julie and I decided that it'd be a good idea to find a car, so that I can hotwire it, and drive it back to the base, but without luck, we didn't and what we wanted. Instead, We arrived near the building where I first met Jack. I stood there a bit longer, and looked toward that direction.
                "You okay? What are you doing?" Julie asked
                "Yeah I'm good. Just some old memories."
                "Of what?"
                "Me saving Jack."
                "Are you like the Angel of humanity or something?"
                "Why?"
                "All you do is save lives." She said
                "Well I wanted to be a police."
I continued the walk while Julie followed. I saw a motor bike, but I've never hot-wired a motor bike before. Unless they key is still attached. We walked towards it, and saw no key. However, it was parked beside a gas station, so I was guessing that the ex-owner might be other, and we might be able to acquire the key. I entered the room, and saw 3 craze. They were all sleeping? I guess, but they weren't interested in our presence that I know for sure. I saw the owner of the bike (who is now an infected), snuck up behind him, and stabbed the back of his head with my machete. Stealth, quick, instant kill. I searched for the key, and there it was. I took the key, and ran out with Julie towards the bike. I got on, so was Julie, but the problem was that it's been a long time since the bike was last used, so  I had to start it manually, by the pedal. After a few tries I figured that this was not a good idea. Craze started to notice us. We were terrified, I told Julie to take the hand gun and fire at will, while I tried to set the bike to on. Just before one of them reached us, we escaped. Good Lord, that was scary. I now have a ride, so we just head back right away to base. Once we arrived, I right away with Julie went to the supply room, and sorted our finds, then I went to check on Jack's room, but no one was there. I checked all around the base, but he wasn't anywhere to be found. Ahhhhhh this is just great. I figured that I will have a search party to go after him tomorrow, if he hasn't come back, but now, I have to start in organizing the deffence and attack strategies to use against the valors.

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